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[DAY 2] THE PHOENIX.

Posted on April 6, 2010 1 Comment

BOOB TUBE AWARENESS WEEK: [DAY 2] PROGRAM: THE PHOENIX. INFO: During an archaeological expedition in Peru, a golden sarcophagus that bears the eal of a Phoenix (the ancient symbol of earth) is discovered. In Los Angeles, the sarcophagus is opened and an extraterrestrial being, an ancient astronaut named ‘Bennu of the Golden Light’, is awakened-before […]

BOOB TUBE AWARENESS WEEK: [DAY 1] STREETHAWK.

Posted on April 5, 2010 1 Comment

Today marks [DAY 1] of the first annual TNUC Boob Tube Awareness Week. There’s no use tapping the top of the television or adjusting the antennas. That won’t help. The sudden interference of fuzzy frequencies you’re experiencing at the moment are brought to you by Uncle T. Starting today and continuing for the remainder of […]

A REAL HERO.

Posted on December 15, 2009 4 Comments

Position your television antennas correctly and adjust the tracking on your BETA player, because the new EP from Valerie’s main man, College, is making its way through high-frequency airwaves and into our living rooms. College – A Real Hero 1. A Real Hero (starring Electric Youth) 2. Closer 3. Critical Mass 4. The Mirage Makers […]

PARTY AT THE BUNDY’S!

Posted on August 22, 2009 Leave a Comment

A little while ago the TNUC apostles had a mind-melting, grueling decision to make on “THE BATTLE OF THE KELLYS”. The question at hand was who you would rather bone. You voted. Your voice mattered. No matter what your race, gender, social status, or economic background was, you had a right to be heard. So […]

NO ANCHOVIES, PLEASE!

Posted on August 12, 2009 2 Comments

“Wise man say, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza” – TMNT Is there anything better in this world than kicking back on a Friday to enjoy a delicious slice of pizza washed down with an ice cold Pepsi? Nope, there’s not. So here are TNUC’s top (4) pizza commercial memories… #1 […]

ODD STEWART

Posted on July 28, 2009 5 Comments

GET SET TO GET WET! Break out the mirrors & razor blades, it’s Rod Stewart’s slick number “Some Guys Have All the Luck” like you’ve never heard/seen it before. I don’t even know where to start. From the pedophile-on-a-coke-bender vocalist to the happy, oily bassists (sporting glittery vests, bandannas and practicing synchronized leg-kicks). And what’s […]