TV Category

BOOB TUBE AWARENESS WEEK: [DAY 1] STREETHAWK.

Today marks [DAY 1] of the first annual TNUC Boob Tube Awareness Week. There’s no use tapping the top of the television or adjusting the antennas. That won’t help. The sudden interference of fuzzy frequencies you’re experiencing at the moment are brought to you by Uncle T. Starting today and continuing for the remainder of […]

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A REAL HERO.

Position your television antennas correctly and adjust the tracking on your BETA player, because the new EP from Valerie’s main man, College, is making its way through high-frequency airwaves and into our living rooms. College – A Real Hero 1. A Real Hero (starring Electric Youth) 2. Closer 3. Critical Mass 4. The Mirage Makers […]

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PARTY AT THE BUNDY’S!

A little while ago the TNUC apostles had a mind-melting, grueling decision to make on “THE BATTLE OF THE KELLYS”. The question at hand was who you would rather bone. You voted. Your voice mattered. No matter what your race, gender, social status, or economic background was, you had a right to be heard. So […]

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NO ANCHOVIES, PLEASE!

“Wise man say, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza” – TMNT Is there anything better in this world than kicking back on a Friday to enjoy a delicious slice of pizza washed down with an ice cold Pepsi? Nope, there’s not.  So here are TNUC’s top (4) pizza commercial memories… #1 […]

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ODD STEWART

GET SET TO GET WET! Break out the mirrors & razor blades, it’s Rod Stewart’s slick number “Some Guys Have All the Luck” like you’ve never heard/seen it before. I don’t even know where to start. From the pedophile-on-a-coke-bender vocalist to the happy, oily bassists (sporting glittery vests, bandannas and practicing synchronized leg-kicks). And what’s […]

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BATTLE OF THE KELLYS

IT’S THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN. LACE vs LEATHER BAYSIDE’S FOXIEST vs CHICAGO’S DELICIOUS DING-DONG ZACK MORRIS’ LIFE OBSESSION vs AL BUNDY’S LIGHT OF HIS LIFE …I’ve gotta go with my girl Kelly Bundy, the product of Al Bundy’s omnipotent semen. But that’s not the only reason I’m choosing this hell-bent-for-leather bombshell. Yes, she’s a bit of […]

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