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COTY WILD MUSK.

Posted on January 17, 2018 Leave a Comment

COTY WILD MUSK IS TNUC. TNUC IS COTY WILD MUSK. Nothing is more comforting than a good ol’ fashioned pairing of horny neanderthals and cheap cologne. This is so perfect. From the loin cloths to the seductive glares to the narration, this commercial really hits home for TNUC. The neanderbabe is Jill Schoelen, who should […]

HAPPY 30TH, HARRY.

Posted on June 6, 2017 Leave a Comment

This week the cherished masterpiece Harry and the Hendersons turns 30 years old! Before we start the party, a couple quick thoughts from Harry’s #1 disciple, Uncle TNUC. Just the other day when the topic of a ‘Bigfoot’ came up in a group conversation, 3 out of the 4 people immediately rolled their eyes after just […]

THE TALE OF MANIMAL CONSTRUCTION.

Posted on March 27, 2017 1 Comment

The other day while browsing through old photos at Grandmother TNUC’s house, I came across something completely forgotten about over the last three decades. Granny might be senile and quite the haggard old bird, but once in a while she brings back genuine memories from my hazy past. It was 1989 and times were tough for Uncle T. Not only was […]

MARCH’S LOCAL HOT SPOT OF THE MONTH: BLADES ICE SKATING RINK.

Posted on March 16, 2016 2 Comments

Before we divulge any information as to why a random ice skating rink from the movie Encino Man was chosen for March’s Local-Hot-Spot-Of-The-Month, you really need to read the following real life story… It all happened on a late Saturday afternoon. Uncle T pushed his 1990 Honda XR80 out of his garage, hopped on, kicked down on the […]

A NEW BEGINNING.

Posted on July 4, 2014 7 Comments

That wise-cracking, pizza loving neanderthal Uncle TNUC (tee-nuk) is back at it again folks. Over the last two months he’s been held up in his backyard treehouse hangout, eating bag after bag of Cooler Ranch Doritos, watching horror movies and mulling over the details to this new land that we’re calling home. Weclome to the […]

DAWN OF PRIMORDIAL LIFE [VIDEO PREMIERE].

Posted on January 2, 2013 1 Comment

May this recently excavated, “Lost Video” be the first indication of the dawn of a new era that TNUC is entering. Expect elements of similar large mass to come this year from yer #1 Uncle. stevemoore2600.com facebook.com/uncletnuc