LONG BUTTS Category

A NEW BEGINNING.

That wise-cracking, pizza loving neanderthal Uncle TNUC (tee-nuk) is back at it again folks. Over the last two months he’s been held up in his backyard treehouse hangout, eating bag after bag of Cooler Ranch Doritos, watching horror movies and mulling over the details to this new land that we’re calling home. Weclome to the […]

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HEAVY METAL BEACH TOWELS.

You’ve probably never heard the words ‘Dokken‘ and ‘beach towel’ in the same sentence. That’s because for years society was deprived of being able to lay out in the sun and inspect bikinis while laying on a towel that sports our most cherished heavy metal bands…until now. A guy in Bulgaria (of all places) has […]

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LONG LIVE THE LONG BUTT (L.L.T.L.B.)

  I can remember fondly when they first came out with the long-butt. It was just at the start of summer in 89′ and one first trip to the beach brought memories that would last lifetimes and change the course of “TNUC Bikini Inspection” for a number of years. That initial trip to the beach […]

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