HALLOWEEN 2026 Category

EATEN ALIVE MIX.

October 31st that year wasn’t your typical Halloween, nor was it a typical night shift at the cemetery for Caretaker TNUC. The weather was unseasonably cold that evening, so cold that wearing his giant Jud Crandall parka and taking swigs of MD 20/20 wasn’t warming him up as usual. He popped a Quaalude, sat down […]

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WITHERED HAND OF EVIL.

What is it about a dead hand? That good-old, severed hand that is independent from the body and sometimes has a mind of its own. My personal favorite is the mega popular visual of a hand reaching out of a grave. It sounds a little ridiculous to bring this to attention, but the HAND is […]

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AN OLD OCTOBER BREEZE.

I look through the window to see world passing me byThe Harvest sun setting, the smoke rises up through the skyThe cold chill is creeping through cracks in the ceiling and floorOld branches we gathered and brown leaves to seal up the door– Uncle Acid & the deadbeats – “Lonely and Strange” Perhaps taking this […]

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A NIGHT IN A GRAVEYARD.

Bells toll. Sudsy beers crack open. A slimy goo oozes out of a military storage container. It could only mean one thing. It’s finally O C T O B E R and all is about to be right in the world. Down in the murky depths of Uncle TNUC’s basement, we’ve been testing each and […]

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CURSE IN THE TREES.

The Halloween season arrives at different times and in different ways for everyone. For me personally, it used to be as soon as I started spotting candy on shelves, big box stores putting out their gigantic displays and of course the opening of Spirit Halloween. As I get older and crustier, that stuff doesn’t draw […]

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