NIGHT BEAST 3-D.
The grunt. The snarl. The BELCH. Grab your pitchforks and burning torches ladies and gentlemen because HE’S BACK.
It had been over two years since the last sighting of the beast (Night Beast Part 2) and four years since the nasty savage of the night went his very first slaughtering spree (Night Beast Part 1). But just when townsfolk thought life was safe again, the stench of NIGHT BEAST entered the air, signifying a return to complete his trilogy of terror.
On the evening of a full moon just 6 days before Halloween, local grouchy bastard Old Man Covington was puttering around his barn when he heard a few grizzly burps and was engulfed in a foul haze in the air that he described to smell like a mixture of stale beer, Brut cologne and wet fur. He looked through the barn window and saw a mountain of empty beer cans, some half eaten, and a “Hot Ladies of 1986” wall calendar hung neatly above a bail of hay. What he witnessed next sent the old man running for his life and fumbling for his shotgun. Protruding out from one of the horse’s stalls was a massive, hairy leg with claws, wrapped in a pair of tropical shorts. Shivers went up his spine as he realized who it could only be.
When authorities and the angry town militia arrived, they figured NIGHT BEAST was hanging around the barn due to all the livestock. This actually wasn’t the case. Old Man Covington’s property was directly beside a sorority of one of the local universities where the BEAST’s ex-girlfriend (and one true love) once lived. He had been stalking the sorority on a nightly basis…stealing frozen dinners, beer, chips and panties.
When BEAST eventually discovered that his ex graduated from the university some 25 years ago, he was utterly devastated. His conception of time was severely skewed during the transformation sequence into becoming NIGHT BEAST.
This sent him into a bloodthirsty rage. Before galloping into town for a midnight feast, he spent the next few hours brewing what would be his 3rd and final opus in the NIGHT BEAST trilogy. On a lo-fi boombox from JC Penney, he created NIGHT BEAST 3-D and left it on the doorstep of the sorority.
1) SAMMY TERRY INTRO
2) WARRIOR – DAY OF THE EVIL (BEWARE)
3) MÖTLEY CRÜE – KNOCK ‘EM DEAD KID
4) PAUL SABU – ANGEL’S FIRST VICTIM
5) DOKKEN – NIGHTRIDER
6) JOE LAMONT – FLESH TO FLESH
7) RANDY – VICTIM OF THE NIGHT
8) HEAVY LOAD – MONSTERS OF THE NIGHT
9) OBSESSION – DESPERATE TO SURVIVE
10) THE DUDES OF WRATH – SHOCKER
11) WARREN ZEVON – WEREWOLVES OF LONDON
12) IRON MAIDEN – FEAR OF THE DARK
13) CARPENTER BRUT – BEWARE THE BEAST
14) JAY CHATTAWAY – MAKING THE SILVER BULLET
††† HAPPY HALLOWEEN †††
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