DROP OUT OF SUMMER SCHOOL WITH THE BEER WOLF.
Nothing can come between Beer Wolf and capturing the savage tan he so rightfully deserves this summer. That’s why during class last Friday he excused himself to go lift his leg in the bathroom and never looked back. This hadn’t exactly been a banner summer for Beer Wolf. On top of being forced to attend summer school, he was fired from his only job, the fast-food restaurant Clown Dog, for playing hockey in the kitchen with a mop and hamburger which resulted in spilling grease everywhere. The only reason he had this job was for the free food. He certainly wasn’t there for the money. Who needs money when you’re a furry, iconic figure with a lifetime supply of Coors Light at home?