LOVE THEME.

Posted on June 8, 2010     3 Comments


This is dedicated to any lost warrior that has wandered abandoned streets at night, casting shadows through the dense fog that makes the night all the more mysterious and sensual. Play the track, sit back and delve into a TNUC-styled pleasure dome.
Vangelis – Love Theme [Bladerunner] d/l

FULLY FUNCTIONAL BABE LAIR.

Posted on May 26, 2010     2 Comments

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Calling All Gentlemen,

Here’s a test: Play this track at your next party and count how many seconds it takes for the dangerous dames in the room to pounce. If things escalate and babes become helpless against it’s powers, find your nearest touchtone phone and dial 1-900-UNCLE T. But pray…you never need to call me.

Jami Jamison – I’m Always Here d/l

REJOICE.

Posted on May 12, 2010     7 Comments



Today, TNUC disciples and followers of the good book can rejoice and be glad because this blog turns one years old! This is actually a one year anniversary that celebrates an over 25-year struggle that TNUC fought to get to the top. To clear up any confusion, if you weren’t already aware, TNUC was actually the #1 blog in 1985, but sadly excess got the best of TNUC, and the hard-living, fast cars/fast women lifestyle soon turned to overdoses, rehab, divorce hearings, car crashes, and Quaaludes which put TNUC on hold throughout the 90’s. It wasn’t until one year ago today that TNUC rose from the gutter to kickstart this labyrinth.

Paulie (real name Paulie Pannino), an alcoholic and meat packing plant worker, would like to accept this overlooked robotic gift of the decade on behalf of TNUC…


 As you will see in the latter part of the video, Paulie has since transformed this harmless robotic friend into some sort of electronic sex doll. Evidence of the perverted alcoholic taking advantage of this unique gift is when he refers to the robot as “his girl”. Also notice the uncomfortable expression by Apollo Creed.

“I wanted a sportscar, not no walking trash can!”

MICHAEL DOUGLAS STRESSED OUT SEX THRILLERS.

Posted on May 5, 2010     4 Comments

Nobody graces the screen with barely legal levels of stress and is pushed to the ultimate brink like our pal Michael Douglas. I mean nobody. From 1987 to 1994 alone he was involved in 3 seductive thrillers with some of the most luscious ladies in the business. These films featured unforgettable steamy scenes as well as a brilliant portrayal of a man pushed to the edge in every way, shape and form. This Michael Douglas sexual trifecta we’re referring to is of course Fatal Attraction, Basic Instinct and Disclosure.
 
Lets examine some mandatory aspects: 

The Look? Hair slicked back, sweat, trench coat, slacks with pleats, tassel loafers and over sized, dramatic aviator sunglasses.

The Goods? A carton of cigarettes, firm drink (straight, no rocks) and an $80,000 car.
The Feeling? High stress, high blood pressure and exceedingly high sexual tension.

There’s no doubting it, Michael Douglas brings a certain ambiance to his movies that I must thank the Valerie Collective for reminding me about. It just so happens that in the past three years, the great Valerie project College has channeled this distinct atmosphere we speak of into three very special mixes. Here’s what he had to say…”Michael Douglas gives off a certain charisma in his films that has inspired me to make a little mix for August. I think we can call this the ‘Douglas Touch”. After taking pleasure in these mixes, be sure to follow up by re-discovering Michael’s filmography with classics not mentioned like Wall Street, Black Rain and Falling Down, where you will bare witness to new dimensions of stress. Enjoy.

[mix 1] I Made Love to Sharon Stone
1. TANGERINE DREAM – LOVE ON A REAL TRAIN (EXTENDED MIX)
2. CHRIS DE BURGH – LADY IN RED
3. THE ALAN PARSONS PROJECT – PIPELINE
4. NENEH CHERRY – MANCHILD
5. THE BELOVED – SWEET HARMONY
6. MASSIVE ATTACK – UNFINISHED SYMPATHY
7. BRIAN FERRY – SLAVE TO LOVE
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[mix 2] I Made Love to Demi Moore
1. TANGERINE DREAM – HEARTBREAKERS
2. BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN – SAD EYES
3. STEVIE NICKS – STAND BACK
4. CHRIS REA – JOSEPHINE
5. JAN HAMMER – CANDY
6. STEVE WINWOOD – VALERIE
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[mix 3] I Made Love to Kim Basinger
1. THE DREAM ACADEMY – PLEASE PLEASE LET ME GET WHAT I WANT
2. CINDY LAUPER – TIME AFTER TIME
3. ERIC CARMEN – HUNGRY EYES
4. F.R. DAVID – STAY
5. WHITNEY HOUSTON – HOW WILL I KNOW
6. JANE WIEDLIN – RUSH HOUR
7. JANE FONDA & MICHAEL BRECKNER – AEROBICS
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THE RALEIGH VEKTAR.

Posted on April 24, 2010     4 Comments



The. Looks. That. Kill.

























And if that isn’t enough, the futuristic console features a speedometer, mileometer, stopwatch, a radio with three settings, and a soundboard.


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SPIROS: A MIX SONG FOR YOU.

Posted on April 19, 2010     10 Comments

Just last week a mysterious letter landed on the doorstep of Camp TNUC from an undisclosed region of the Mediterranean. In the letter, a man named SPIROS writes about a particular brand of disco that we’ve featured here on this site entitled ‘Way-Slo’. Something about this music touched SPRIOS in such a way that he went on to create a special mix that you can hear exclusively here today. The following letter proves once again that the good book of TNUC has become a worldwide phenomenon..
 
Friend,

I am glad I am able to contact you again. I see you like the way slow music. Then you and I are friend in passion and music. I do wish to spread way slow in my home country. I hope you can one day visit my home country to share beauty like we discuss. My villa has balcony with white billowing curtains overlooking Mediterranean, where I take many woman to share moonlight and romance. You understand, yes?

It is beautiful breezy day here on Mediterranean. I sit on my balcony with glass of wine, and think about our good times while I watch waves crash on rocks. Remember we discuss passion?

I make very special mix song for you with sounds of my home country, soul and passion.

Sincerly,

SPIROS

 

1. THE HURRICANES – ONLY ONE NIGHT
2. FACTS AND FICTION – GIVE ME THE NIGHT
3. CLIFF TURNER – MOONLIGHT AFFAIR
4. SANDRA – IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT
5. SOLID STRANGERS – MY DELIGHT
6. CLIFF TURNER – YOUR LOVE
7. SOLID STRANGERS – GIVE ME THE LIGHT
8. MICHAEL BEDFORD – TONIGHT

 
MOLTEN HEAT