YEAH, ROCK ON, YES.
Posted on June 21, 2010 1 Comment
THE TNUC SMASHER.
Posted on June 16, 2010 1 Comment
Unless you’ve been kicked by a mule or are just totally brain-dead from ludes’, you’ve come to realize that the word TNUC is CUNT…spelled backwards. A number of myths and legends behind the name suggest that it has nothing to do with the derogatory word, which is pretty much correct. The truest meaning behind TNUC has yet to be etched in emerald, but as we slowly unfold here on this site, we sink deeper into the ultimate meaning of this movement.
Now here is a guy who is a longtime supporter of this movement. Prior to prancing around on afternoon talk shows, this guy used to work for yours truly. I hired him as the muscle for some of my outlandish pool parties back in 1989. Back then he would be known as the TNUC SMASHER. Some of the parties at my house that year would go way over the top, with bodies flying out windows, people trying to steal my Lambourgini Countache and one particular individual I remember letting my pet cougar, Donna, out of her cage one night. It was incidences like these that I would call on the TNUC SMASHER to handle things accordingly.
After about a year, SMASHER fell into a deep depression after being turned down in an audition to be the new guitarist in the heavy metal band Ratt. See, over the years many people mistook him for the band’s late-great guitarist, Robbin Crosby. SMASHER was so dim-witted that he figured as long as he looked cool enough to fit the part, he would get the gig. When the band fired Crosby, SMASHER stepped in and thought it would be a walk in the park. After receiving the bad news of being denied, he began a long downhill ride with cocaine, lost all his muscle, and became useless to TNUC.
After a few years, he went cold turkey and bulked up again. Rumors suggested that he somehow gained motivation and went on a strict diet of egg whites, muscle enhancers and raw shark cartilage. I still didn’t require his services any longer and sued him for the rights to his former title, ‘TNUC SMASHER’. After a lengthy battle in court, I won and regained the title and his whole life savings. Apparently he had so much trouble giving up the title that he transformed it into simply, CUNT SMASHER, as seen in the video, and began guest starring on various talk shows and violating middle-aged women.
AHEAD OF OUR TIME.
Posted on June 14, 2010 2 Comments
Finally, I can sleep at night. The pleasant people at Panasonic Video Systems have created a lightweight, portable VCR system for all my pre-recorded, HI-FI dreams. Let’s have a look…
LOVE THEME.
Posted on June 8, 2010 3 Comments
FULLY FUNCTIONAL BABE LAIR.
Posted on May 26, 2010 2 Comments
REJOICE.
Posted on May 12, 2010 7 Comments
Today, TNUC disciples and followers of the good book can rejoice and be glad because this blog turns one years old! This is actually a one year anniversary that celebrates an over 25-year struggle that TNUC fought to get to the top. To clear up any confusion, if you weren’t already aware, TNUC was actually the #1 blog in 1985, but sadly excess got the best of TNUC, and the hard-living, fast cars/fast women lifestyle soon turned to overdoses, rehab, divorce hearings, car crashes, and Quaaludes which put TNUC on hold throughout the 90’s. It wasn’t until one year ago today that TNUC rose from the gutter to kickstart this labyrinth.
As you will see in the latter part of the video, Paulie has since transformed this harmless robotic friend into some sort of electronic sex doll. Evidence of the perverted alcoholic taking advantage of this unique gift is when he refers to the robot as “his girl”. Also notice the uncomfortable expression by Apollo Creed.
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