GATEWAYS [PART 6]: CHILDREN OF THE CORN.

Posted on October 30, 2023     2 Comments

The 1984 film adaptation of Stephen King’s Children of the Corn isn’t known for high praise in the horror community. The general feeling isn’t that it’s necessarily a bad movie, it just isn’t anywhere near the level of other films adapted from his books and maybe this is why you don’t hear it mentioned often. Then again, it spawned seven or eight sequels so they must have done something right.

Well, as kids none of that shit mattered to my friends and I during a couple summers spent in Martha’s Vineyard. At the young age of 9 years old when horror movies were rarely watched in our circle, for a brief moment Children of the Corn meant just as much as Ghostbusters, TMNT, Jaws or anything of that caliber.

Again this was one of those instances when we caught the movie during the innocent daylight hours, probably on USA Network or TNT. Watching a horror movie during the daytime was easily accessible, felt safe and flew under the radar of any concerning parents. In addition to that, the movie itself takes place 90% during daylight hours and we subconsciously were much braver when the sun was out.

Coincidentally during the time we discovered Children of the Corn, I was doing summer weekend trips out to the island of Martha’s Vineyard to visit my friend who lived on a farm, which had acres and acres of…you guessed it… CORNFIELDS.

I’ll never forget those carefree summer days of swimming, sailing, riding bikes and watching Children of the Corn on VHS before chasing each other through rows of cornfields with butter knives from his mother’s kitchen. A few 9 year old weirdos pretending they’re Malachai or Issac, calling on “he who walks behind the rose” and getting lost in the corn. For a movie revolving around kids in a religious cult who kill adults, our version was pure childhood fun.

It’s interesting to think back to those days of having impressionable minds after watching a movie that clearly made such an immediate impact on our imaginations. Long before the bombardment of phones, social media and everything moving so fast.

Speaking of Malachai, Uncle TNUC has proclaimed in the past his love for this rad bastard. Among the things we admire about this evil redhead with the shit-eating grin, one of them is that he always reminded me of Dave Mustaine from Megadeth. So here it is….TNUC’s vision brought to fruition in the video below.

G a t e w a y s is local crusty historian Uncle T exploring his past and finding out what guided us on this journey into horror. Join us for other chapters:
Gateways [PART 1]: VHS Aisles of the Video Store
Gateways [PART 2]: Psycho Lunch
Gateways [PART 3]: Jaycees Haunted House
Gateways [PART 4]: Scarecrow Skateboards

THE WITCHING HOUR (TRAILER).

Posted on October 26, 2023     Leave a Comment

A little video concoction we brewed up to celebrate TNUC’s 14th Halloween mixtape…

Happy Halloween!

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GATEWAYS [PART 4]: SCARECROW SKATEBOARDS.

Posted on October 10, 2023     3 Comments

Around the years 1997 and 1998, I spent more time watching this skateboard video than actually skateboarding. More time than probably interacting with my own family. In fact when I really break it down, as much as I loved skateboarding, the thing I cherished even more was everything that came with it. The videos, clothing, friend hangouts (fiend club), free stickers, free catalogs. You know, “the culture”…

GATEWAYS [PART 4]: SCARECROW SKATEBOARDS.

But we’re not here to talk about skateboarding. Speaking in terms of HORROR, the company Scarecrow Skateboard’s ‘Disturb Not the Sleep of Death’ VHS is probably the most impressionable 35 minutes my life during those formidable years. Not only was this video my introduction to ghoulish punk rock (The Misfits, The Damned) but the entire aesthetic of this tape was California skater kids doing their version of a low budget, old school horror movie.

I was pretty invested in skate culture so I can report that no one was doing horror themes at that time. In between skating and during random moments of the video there were B&W scenes from old hammer films and shot-on-video crappy effects that just flat out ruled. I remember a scene with a coffin opening and blood clearly squirting from a huge ketchup bottle.

As mentioned before, the first time I heard The Misfits was on this tape. The first time I heard SLAYER was on this tape — which began a slow, deep dive into heavy metal and things that weren’t played on the radio (basically anything beyond Metallica).

I absolutely LOVED Scarecrow. Everything they created provided me a beginners prelude to spookiness. From the elements of gothic horror to just random shitty photos graveyards in their advertisements. The company really set itself apart from the rest of the pack at the time. From my recollection they were the only ones paying any sort of homage to classic horror. My favorite skater of theirs was Jason Adams who pretty much personified the whole thing about Scarecrow. Twelve year old me loved that his name was a combination of that Jason Voorhees fella and a member of the Addams family (I think?).

The first skateboard I ever owned was the purple one on the left. Below are some advertisements from magazines like Thrasher!

My friends and I would watch the Scarecrow video countless times and then go reenact scenes in the driveway. We figured if these older kids could do it, why not give it a whirl and eventually we’ll get there. Well, what we lacked in sk8-or-die talent we made up for with camcorder creations. Videos were made a lot during those days. Skateboarding, reenactments of VH1’s Behind The Music, sneaking up on my sister, following the cat around, messing with the pizza delivery man, backyard wrestling and little tales of terror.

G a t e w a y s is local crusty historian Uncle T exploring his past and finding out what guided us on this journey into horror. Join us for other chapters:
Gateways [PART 1]: VHS Aisles of the Video Store
Gateways [PART 2]: Psycho Lunch
Gateways [PART 3]: Jaycees Haunted House
Gateways [Part 5]: Children of the Corn

GATEWAYS [PART 3]: JAYCEES HAUNTED HOUSE.

Posted on October 5, 2023     2 Comments

This next installment of g a t e w a y s is all about fear.

Fear is what made me wuss out by not walking through the underground tunnels of an abandoned psychiatric hospital-turned haunted horror house at 7 years old. Fear is what caused the embarrassment of calling my older cousin on the phone to come pick up his chicken cousin from the front steps of the building in the photo above in October of 1992.

But fear is also what implanted fascinating images of horror in my cerebral that I couldn’t shake for months. Images that peaked my curiosity. This after just simply WAITING IN LINE for a haunt that I never even got to experience.

GATEWAYS [PART 3]: JAYCEES HAUNTED HOUSE.

On a chilly night in October of ’92, Pops TNUC drove me, a friend, my sister and her friend to this much talked about local haunted house attraction in the town of Foxborough, Massachusetts. Leading up to this night we did hear some stories. These weren’t tall tales from other kids, but factual “adult talk” from parents and teachers at school. Apparently the actual building where the house was being held was originally a metal institution that had been vacant and abandoned for a long time.

This facility was initially known as the “Massachusetts Hospital for Dipsomaniacs and Inebriates” and dated back to the 1890s. The hospital handled severe alcoholics for many years but its location was not as ideal as they hoped. Due to its easy access to roads and railways, they experienced problems with inmates escaping. They moved that facility to a new location several miles away. In 1905, the old Foxboro campus began to treat psychotic disorders.

For decades the hospital continued to develop and treat a large number of patients, but as new treatments for mental illness were discovered, there was less of a need for facilities like Foxboro State Hospital. By 1975, it was closed. 

The state began using the buildings for different functions and organizations throughout the following years. The community program “Jaycees” found an ideal home for their haunted house. What could be more promising than an old psyche ward (which was most likely haunted!) The attraction proved to be their biggest fundraiser and was one of the largest non-profit haunted houses in New England.

For a long period in the 1990s, Jaycees was drawing large crowds almost nightly during the Halloween season. The evening we visited was no exception as our group began to wait in a long line that zig-zagged through an auditorium room. There were TVs all over the room playing old horror movies. Actors dressed as zombies and grim reapers roamed about. This is about the point when pint-sized TNUC started to get the willies.

As I would find out a couple years later with more haunted house experience under my belt, while waiting in line at these types of places, the haunt workers like to walk around and stare or sneak up behind visitors to scare them. Even though I was with family and friends, this was a new concept that completely freaked me out. I couldn’t take my eyes off this one actor who had a ghostly face and just stood against a wall, staring at me the entire time. The others walking around didn’t bother me so much, but that one ghoulie old dude just standing there blankly…emotionless…those dead eyes right on me.

Looking back now, this guy was doing a spooky job well done but at the time I wasn’t amused. He was probably staring at all sorts of people in line but I was convinced he was exclusively fixated on me.

Between him, the zombies sneaking up behind people and the dread of our spot in line getting closer and closer, I was done.

Pops TNUC called one of my cousins to come pick me up as he stayed with the others to walk the haunt. I realize I was only 7 or 8 years old but it was still a big, wussy moment in life. Of course afterwards when I asked “how was it?!”, any regret I had was turned around because it sounded goddamned terrifying.

Apparently not just the building was an old psyche hospital but the connecting buildings throughout the property as well. The haunt was able to occupy these underground tunnels that stretched from the basement of the building to across the street into other buildings. This proved to be an effective way of scaring the daylights out of people, which is why Jaycee’s was talked about so much at the time.

I can remember my sister saying that a guide aptly named “The Reverend” lead them down almost pitch-black tunnels into different rooms and that the haunt seemed to last forever. Her friend was screaming so loud it was freaking out the entire group even more.

“We are one dozen brave souls, walking through the dark passages, stumbling through the shadows. Unseen dogs bark at us as we cross a shaky bridge. Huge spiders grab at us as we make our way through cobwebs and fog. Rats squeak angrily as we slowly walk by them. In the distance, a train whistle shrieks.” – Robert Gillis, former haunt guide

When I returned to school, I didn’t exactly broadcast the news that I didn’t go through the haunt. Instead I was quiet about it and just listened to others talk about how scary it was. I couldn’t stop thinking about these pitch-black underground tunnels of an old “mental ward”.

Fast forward one year later and I worked up the courage to attend the popular haunt SPOOKY WORLD which I’ve written about many times. This was with a pack of my own friends and there was absolutely no time for wussing out. Spooky World was fantastic but I never went back and conquered Jaycees Haunted House in Foxboro. (Still a wuss!)

G a t e w a y s is local crusty historian Uncle T exploring his past and finding out what guided us on this journey into horror. Join us for other chapters:
Gateways [PART 1]: VHS Aisles of the Video Store
Gateways [PART 2]: Psycho Lunch
Gateways [PART 4]: Scarecrow Skateboards
Gateways [Part 5]: Children of the Corn