HAUNTING THE CHAPEL, PART 1.
Posted on September 26, 2025 14 Comments

For the 2025 Halloween season, Uncle T is HAUNTING THE CHAPEL.
Say what? Did someone drop an acid tab into his apple cider because what the hell does that mean?
Allow me to explain. Sometimes the first blast of what I like to call “Autumn power” hits you at the most unexpected moments. It could be in the middle of harvesting crops and swinging your scythe on a late September day and a chilly breeze fills the air. Suddenly it hits you. Or while browsing the drug store with your bratty kid sister on a back-to-school errand, you catch a glimpse of that beautiful, mouth-watering box of Cadbury Screme Eggs on display. Or it could be as simple as going for a walk! These small but powerful moments are the table setters. The sneak preview before the feature presentation and grand finale. Summer days might be care free, but Autumn is when we feel most alive.

It began when I hit the road this week to visit my ol’ Grandpappy who lives up north. I was driving his ’76 Ford Country Squire to drop it off because he was fixing my motorbike, which I planned to ride home after dropping off the station wagon and having a smoke with ol’ Grandpappy on his front porch. He likes to sit on his rocking chair all day, smoking his corn cob pipe and yelling at 18-wheelers that drive by.

For these types of excursions, I take to the back roads which are far more interesting than the interstate. Passing through villages and rolling valleys is like driving through a countryside portrait. Stone walls, pumpkin patches, colonial homes, rotting cornfields, a murder of crows, ancient cemeteries, apple orchards, old barns and every so often, that farmer standing in the middle of a field, wearing dirty overalls and giving me that “look”.

I drove through a mountain town called Sugar Hill and came to a bend in the road. When looking to my right, I laid eyes on the most stunning, little old chapel that made me drop my lit Winston onto my lap, almost driving Grandpappy’s rusty wagon into a large maple tree. I stopped dead in my tracks at this breathtaking but slightly ominous, forbidding structure that stood before me like a painting. It was as though I had arrived at something I had been searching for even though I wasn’t searching for anything.

I got out of the car and walked around the property, the sound of my boots crunching over the first fallen leaves on the ground. Not a single person was in sight and the town itself felt completely empty. I gazed in awe at the immaculate-looking chapel as the late afternoon sun mixed with a chill in the air. Goosebumps raised on my arm. The harvest moon hovered faintly over the chapel as dusk approached. I could smell smoke from a wood burning stove nearby, probably some old timer in a house down the road. This was my Autumn moment of power.

Unfortunately the chapel was closed at the time because I really felt like exploring inside its primitive walls. Searching for sacred objects. Forbidden passages. Secrets kept concealed for centuries. I would be instantly transformed into Father Malone from The Fog as I made my way around the church, looking for journals that reveal haunted tales of the past.

This Halloween season I plan on Haunting the Chapel which means locating and visiting the oldest houses of the holy (or unholy) that I can find. Cathedrals, churches, crypts, mausoleums, crematoriums, temples, tombs, catacombs, sacrificial pits and more! This quest will hopefully result in feeling what I felt when stumbling on this shrouded chapel in the mountains of New Hampshire.
Especially when bathed in the light and darkness of Fall colors, these medieval-like structures are something to behold. If by the end of the month we end up conjuring the dead or conducting an exorcism or two, so be it!

Truth be told, ‘Autumn power’ can come from something as simple as going for a walk. It’s another reason to love Halloween because often times the smallest, mundane activities become enhanced during the season. Whether it be the trees putting on a show of color or finding spooky cereals at the market.
Now go find yours. Or let it find YOU.
SUMMER OF OZZ.
Posted on August 13, 2025 Leave a Comment

It’s been a cruel, cruel summer. While in the thick of Camp TNUC festivities, panty-raids and the annual lower boat regatta, the devastating news broke of Ozzy Osbourne’s passing, just weeks after the huge Black Sabbath congregation in Birmingham, England. I think we can all agree that Prince Ozz’s death is a massive blow to everything we love about music.
However, all summer long it’s been a nonstop celebration of Black Sabbath and Ozzy and it shows no signs of slowing down, thankfully.
While most of the honoring has been blasting classics like “Electric Funeral”, “Symptom of the Universe”, “Johnny Blade” and “Bark at the Moon” over a roaring backyard fire, it’s also been therapeutic to ease back and expand my senses with some of the quieter, stranger moments from the Sabbath library.
Balearic Sabbath is a mixtape made in 2017 featuring some of the band’s soft-doom standouts. Give it a spin as you’re alone on the beach at 5am after a long evening. The song “Laguna Sunrise” starts playing and your swirling thoughts come to a focused, linear, relaxed state of mind.

HAIL OZZY
“a perfect soundtrack to your next lost weekend…doom and despair have never sounded so groovy”
-Dangerous Minds
“the very softest of soft rock, shuffling gently along in a hazy fug of gently-strummed guitar and scattered bongo beats”
-Classic Rock Mag
CAMP TNUC PART IV: SUMMER CRUSH.
Posted on June 27, 2025 6 Comments
They say you never forget your first love, but that’s a load of bologna because what you really never forget is that first summer crush at Camp TNUC.
For proof, here’s an authentic letter from a satisfied camper in love:



So there you have it folks. Summer crushes can transform your entire experience at Boner Camp Camp TNUC. So much that “Counselor T” has crafted the next mixtape in honor of these exciting moments. So ease back in your favorite pool floatie, grab a cold Zima and crank up our 4th summer camp mixtape: Camp TNUC Part IV: Summer Crush as you think about your version of a Cindy Davenport.

A huge thank you to my fellow camp weenies Dan (artwork guru), Rad Chad, Denny “Tip Toe” and Swedish exchange student Bjorn for their continued support along the way!

OPTICAL RACE.
Posted on June 4, 2025 Leave a Comment

I started running. I don’t mean running for love, running for money or running in the heat of the night — but actual jogging. Though I’m not convinced at this point if it’s worth it, for the time being, I’ll keep running.
It probably has something to do with it being Spring. The season of new beginnings, optimism and ‘Optical Race’ — the 1988 Tangerine Dream album. The sound of this record represents a tidal shift in the band’s career, something that’s immediately noticed as these songs are more upbeat, energized and rooted in electronic rock.

I’ve always unintentionally associated Tangerine Dream records with seasons of the year. It comes from somewhere in my subconscious but as the weather changes, I seem to gravitate towards certain albums of theirs. ‘Optical Race’ sees the group progressing towards richer, broader sounds of the late-1980’s with a more sleeker production. The album focuses less on dark, hypnotic themes of previous works but still remains extremely cinematic and powerful as ever.
Just listen to the track Marakesh which opens the record and you can almost see the morning dew on a fresh cut lawn, the sun coming up behind the mountains, followed by a crushing synth odyssey of mystic rhythms and technical mastery. It’s a delight.
This album also represented a new era for Tangerine Dream, not only in lineup changes as band member Christopher Franke was out of the band and also the first album to be programmed with a computer. Not just a computer but an ATARI.
“THIS ALBUM HAS BEEN PRODUCED ON THE ATARI ST USING STEINBURG/JONES SOFTWARE”
Without getting too geeky on the technical side of ATARI ST computer recording production, just knowing that a pack of German synthesizer guys using ATARI to record music is fun to imagine. Do you think while Edgar Froese stressed over trying to get the right chord production, the other guys in the studio played Dungeon Master, Stunt Car Racer or The Secret of Monkey Island?

OK, let’s back it up because it’s getting a little nerdy around here. Before going for a jog this afternoon I had this weird idea of taking a few photos of ‘Optical Race’ by our local track & field. I like how it turned out and now we need to make a music video.






TANGERINE DREAM – Optical Race (1988)
(*NOT AVAILABLE ON STREAMING PLATFORMS….so buy the cassette, compact disc or vinyl!)
PAY THE PRICE FOR PARADISE.
Posted on May 20, 2025 1 Comment

Listening to ‘Cinerama’, the latest EP from Parisian artist Plastic Bamboo is like being hit in the head by a coconut and then waking up in a dreamlike state on the white sands of an exotic but familiar destination. Suddenly you’re a stranger in a strange land on some deserted, enchanted island with palm trees, tanned hardbodies, loin cloths, waves crashing and the scents of banana, pineapple and sea salt. Listen at your leisure.
But wait — that’s not all! Also what comes to mind on the silky-smooth track “A Scene At The Sea” is heavy artillery and a cargo plane containing one giant “LIVE” snake! Wait a minute, that sure sounds like the plot to 1987’s action-juggernaut flick Hard Ticket To Hawaii.

Now it makes total sense because for a brief moment I couldn’t put my finger on exactly what these 6 tracks of cosmic disco collectively reminded me of and then four words hit me like a ton of bricks. HARD TICKET TO HAWAII. Check out an instrumental clip from the soundtrack below and tell me if you agree.
No wonder why I love it so much! As the warmer weather rolls in, give this EP your attention especially if you plan on bopping around the beach this summer. It will enhance your leisure.
PLASTIC BAMBOO – ‘CINERAMA’
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