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PATRICK BATEMAN’S HOLIDAY SPECIAL (HAPPY NEW YEAR!)

Posted on December 31, 2025 Leave a Comment

This is just a courtesy reminder that TNUC’s “Patrick Bateman’s Holiday Special” from 2023 is also a NEW YEAR’S mix! If you need music to reign in the new year that isn’t the same old material, look no further. “Between these moments and the cocaine-fueled nightclub scenes, it always made me wonder what a fully […]

MYSTERY MEAT MIX 4: FOWL PLAY.

Posted on November 21, 2025 1 Comment

After last year’s “incident” that we’re not allowed to talk about, especially around the elderly family members who get really bent out of shape when it’s mentioned, Uncle T was banished from all family gatherings. I can’t get into specifics on exactly what happened but let’s just say the joyful family gettogether around the dinner […]

AT DAWN HE SLEEPS.

Posted on October 24, 2025 8 Comments

Grave news for people who thought Count T had vanished for all of eternity since lesbian vampires turned him into a castle rat after placing a curse on him over a decade ago. I know that opening sentence is a lot to sink your fangs into, so here’s some clarification: Back in 2013, fresh on […]

CAMP TNUC PART IV: SUMMER CRUSH.

Posted on June 27, 2025 6 Comments

They say you never forget your first love, but that’s a load of bologna because what you really never forget is that first summer crush at Camp TNUC. For proof, here’s an authentic letter from a satisfied camper in love: So there you have it folks. Summer crushes can transform your entire experience at Boner […]

NIGHT BEAST 6:66.

Posted on October 25, 2024 3 Comments

The pentagram on his left paw told him everything. It had been nothing but a faint scar until just recently when it began to itch and burn during the night. He dismissed the sensation at first, figuring it was just a reaction from a bad sexual episode with a few bottom-of-the-barrel, local prostitutes he shamefully […]

MINXTAPE.

Posted on August 28, 2024 2 Comments

It had to be done. Hard on the heels of Ti West’s action-packed trilogy of X, Pearl and Maxxxine, the latest mixtape “Minxtape” from TNUC is a reimagining of the last film in the series. “A reimagining? What gives, Uncle T?” Well to be totally honest, the last installment of the trilogy, Maxxxine, really left […]