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BREAKING THE CHAINS.

Posted on January 9, 2024 2 Comments

Feast your eyes at the exceedingly rare, never-before-seen, highly coveted album cover from Uncle TNUC’s heavy metal record that never came to be. (Yes, that’s him chained and greased on the cover). Back in 1985, the band was poised to release our self-titled album after 10 agonizing years of cutting our teeth on the mean […]

QUICK TRIP TO THE COCO FORESTS.

Posted on January 7, 2020 1 Comment

At the beginning of a cold and bleak January, I think we could all use an escape. Some place warm. Let’s hop aboard a private jet at a Miami airport, donning an $800 suit and a tie with a toucan printed on it. Now imagine being whisked away to the tropical paradise of the coca […]

THE SHARK LOUNGE.

Posted on July 4, 2014 1 Comment

When levels of raunchiness reach a point where a law enforcement sting operation is being planned in attempts to shut down your establishment, it’s more than likely a sign that things aren’t good. This, my disciples, was the heart-wrenching demise of The Shark Lounge. If someone wanted to assassinate Uncle TNUC in 1991, it would […]

JUNGLE BABE SURVIVAL.

Posted on May 20, 2014 3 Comments

Today – May 20th 2014, marks the 30th anniversary of the day I had to evacuate my cargo plane filled with cocaine-filled faux bananas and was left stranded in the godforsaken jungles of Colombia. Let me back it up for a moment. The cocaine-filled faux bananas were exactly what you’re probably picturing. Actual bananas with […]

BIG MIKE FEAT. GIANNI LA BAMBA [VIDEO PREMIERE].

Posted on April 11, 2014 10 Comments

Let it be known that the promise of a better and brighter tomorrow begins with one man…Big Mike. As for today, we have the distinguished honor of premiering his debut music video for Wat sull dä Quatsch?, which in English translates to What’s All the Fuss? The song is our first glimpse at the 5-track […]

ITALIAN MUSTACHED STRANGERS OF THE NIGHT.

Posted on January 27, 2011 4 Comments

Deepest apologies for the lack of updates lately. There has been a hotbed of activity over at TNUC Laboratories in the past few weeks…working on NEW feature presentations for ‘TNUC Home Video’ and eating way too much oozy-cartoon-looking pizza. We’re also tossing different ideas around for paraphernalia to give to you keepers of the good […]