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GRAVE ROCKING.

Posted on October 9, 2025 3 Comments

“They came back from the grave to rock ‘n rave and misbehave” I don’t know about you, but I sure as hell spend a lot of time thinking about graveyard music videos. Nothing glues me to the tube harder than a group of rock warriors around a moonlit cemetery, drenched in fog. It’s basically my […]

YEAR OF THE RATT.

Posted on April 30, 2025 1 Comment

The ancient Chinese Zodiac claims it’s the year of the snake but Uncle T begs to differ because all signs are leading to the Year of the RATT. For whatever reason I’ve been listening to more Ratt than ever before in my life. Is it because this year is the 40th anniversary of the album […]

UNSOLVED MYSTERIES: HEAVY METAL MYSTERY BABE.

Posted on February 12, 2025 Leave a Comment

This poster. This babe. This mystery. This uncanny quest. Do you (yes, you) recognize this poster? The unknown whereabouts and unrevealed identification of this leather lady of the night has haunted me forever. It all started back in high school shop class when I was just a small delinquent. Every afternoon when our shop teacher […]

THIS BUD’S FOR DIO.

Posted on December 18, 2024 1 Comment

I know to most people, none of this is news. The majority of you have heard the Budweiser radio jingle from 1983 featuring heavy metal lord Ronnie James Dio singing “this Bud’s for you” to the melody of “Rainbow In The Dark”. The 1-minute radio spot resurfaced a few years ago and I’ve listened to […]

BREAKING THE CHAINS.

Posted on January 9, 2024 2 Comments

Feast your eyes at the exceedingly rare, never-before-seen, highly coveted album cover from Uncle TNUC’s heavy metal record that never came to be. (Yes, that’s him chained and greased on the cover). Back in 1985, the band was poised to release our self-titled album after 10 agonizing years of cutting our teeth on the mean […]

ROCKUTZ.

Posted on March 3, 2023 3 Comments

Everybody brace yourselves because for probably the first time in your life, you’re about to have a song about a hair salon stuck in your head for the foreseeable future. Thanks to my compadre Johann Hawk for providing this incredible artifact. That’s right disciples, this heavy metal hair salon called Rockutz was the place to […]