HEAVY METAL VOMIT PARTY Category
HEAVY METAL STUFFING MIX.
Posted on November 13, 2019 Leave a Comment
Without question, my favorite Thanksgiving dish is stuffing. It’s the all-out-assault that combines every taste and mouth-watering aroma of the holiday into one big, lumpy, delicious glory. It’s also just as amazing right out of the oven as it is leftover and cold the next day. Stuffing can do no wrong. Much like a delicious mixture […]
WHO’S HUNGRY?
Posted on June 20, 2019 Leave a Comment
If there’s one thing Uncle T loves about heavy metal besides the music, it’s all the lyrical cliches and repeated war-cries. Take for example popular lines in songs such as “in heat of the night”, “fires burning”, “desires”, “lonely nights”, and my absolute personal favorite, “HUNGRY”. The word hunger/hungry is used so often in the […]
MOTLEY CRUE’S MALIGNED MASCOT, ALLISTER FIEND (Part 1).
Posted on March 28, 2019 Leave a Comment
My favorite band growing up was Mötley Crüe. Hearing “Kickstart My Heart” for the first time was the most explosive shot of musical adrenaline I’d ever experienced. I remember the day sitting shotgun in my older cousin’s Bronco and the hairs on my arms standing up. It felt like the audio equivalent to launching off […]
ROCK N’ ROLL SHOWER.
Posted on June 23, 2018 Leave a Comment
You look like you need to get wet! How’s about a sopping wet anthem for your Saturday night, exclusively chosen by Uncle T? WHAT A RIPPER. I listened to this song so many times this weekend that I started dreaming about it. Last night a TNUC lady disciple video vixen visited me in my dreams. […]
HEAVY METAL PIZZA PARTY.
Posted on March 22, 2018 3 Comments
Are you tired of staying in? Getting sick of frozen pizza dinners? Conservative dad won’t shut up about that “rat’s nest” he calls your haircut? TNUC strongly recommends sneaking out of your bedroom window tonight and high-tailing it to a land of heavy metal and nuclear pepperoni pizza. Play the video invitation below. Redwood City’s […]
CRUDE DUDE RECORD REVIEW #6.
Posted on August 16, 2017 1 Comment
||| If you’re new to the “Crude Dude Record Reviews” chronicles, the following is part of an on-going series that you’ll first be required to read about in an official “manifesto” at this location ||| CRUDE DUDE RECORD REVIEW #6 BABYLON A.D. – SELF-TITLED (1989) Review by: Mike Ballermann Once upon a time, on a Saturday in […]
