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THOSE CRISP MOMENTS.

Everyone knows that Uncle T’s favorite time to drive around and listen to music is at dusk. Right after the sun goes down and before the vamps come out, it’s a shadowy time when daylight is transitioning to night and the sun casts a shadow, silhouetting everything in it’s path. Given the right circumstances, those brief […]

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STRIPPED DOWN SUNDAYS, Part 1.

Ahhhh Sunday. A day of rest and much deserved break from the hustle and bustle of everyday life. In my younger years, Sundays meant only one thing: school was coming. Even with a full day off – free to ride dirt bikes to the arcade and eat all the rubbish you want – the dread […]

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CRUDE DUDE RECORD REVIEW #5.

Winger’s sistine chapel of their impressive but misunderstood legacy was the band’s third album, Pull. The only problem? It came out in 1993.  Poor bastards…they never stood a chance. CRUDE DUDE RECORD REVIEW #5 WINGER – PULL Review by: Uncle TNUC First, please excuse the horrendous album cover. What was with bands during this time suddenly changing their logos and […]

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WINNERS TAKE IT ALL.

Detention is up! The submissions in last week’s “SCHOOL DAZE” contest are here… ‘SPELLING BEE SAVAGE’ by Skylar Norheim of Ontario, CA. ‘ENGLISH 1’ by Melissa Warlock of Worcester, MA. ‘FOREVER TRUE’ by Melissa Warlock of Worcester, MA. ‘MANIMAL INSTINCT’ by Jake Perry of Los Angeles, CA. ‘RAD TO THE BONE’ by Finlay Sutton of London, GB. ‘HALL […]

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SCHOOL DAZE.

Whispering the words “back to school” during this time of year is the sort of thing that’ll promise a beating worse than when that rumor went around about you wearing dinosaur pajamas. For those of you about to drag out those Trapper Keepers and lunchbox/thermos sets, Uncle T is here to ease some of your suffering by offering […]

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