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ROCKUTZ.

Posted on March 3, 2023 2 Comments

Everybody brace yourselves because for probably the first time in your life, you’re about to have a song about a hair salon stuck in your head for the foreseeable future. Thanks to my compadre Johann Hawk for providing this incredible artifact. That’s right disciples, this heavy metal hair salon called Rockutz was the place to […]

METAL MEATBALLS.

Posted on February 23, 2023 1 Comment

Mmm…did you get a whiff of that? Those delicious aromas of mozzarella, parmesan, prosciutto and a fresh loaf of Italian bread. Nana’s baked ziti just coming out of the oven. A steamy bowl of meatballs smothered in thick tomato sauce. Finally, a group of fluffy haired, Italian heavy metal warriors all dressed in black. It […]

LITTLE RICHARD THE RATT.

Posted on January 23, 2023 Leave a Comment

If you thought for a second that boogie-woogie icon Little Richard showing up in an episode of Full House in 1994 was the almighty “stars aligning” highlight of the decade, think again you idiot. Because four years prior, we clearly missed the monumental moment of Little Richard hanging out with the dudes from RATT backstage […]

REUNITED, AND IT FEELS SO GOOD.

Posted on December 7, 2022 Leave a Comment

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it a thousand more times. One of the great marriages in pop culture history is the sacred vow of heavy metal and horror. Whether it’s Dokken’s “Dream Warriors” or Alice Cooper’s “He’s Back (The Man Behind the Mask)”, the two worlds pairing together works insanely well and rules […]

STEADY ON THE STEEL.

Posted on June 15, 2022 Leave a Comment

In this current day of whiners, wimps, wusses and weasels, it’s sometimes nice to go back and discover an old thing that’s so tough-as-nails and full of piss n’ vinegar, you wonder if musicians like this even exist anymore. BLACKLIST were a working class heavy metal band from Milwaukee and by working class, I literally […]

‘HEAVY WEEPERS’ PLATINUM PLAYLIST.

Posted on February 11, 2022 2 Comments

As a wise man from a Monster Ballads commercial once said, “every bad boy has a soft side”. Power ballads, monster ballads, tearjerkers, panty droppers, heavy weepers. Whatever you call them, they are without question an important part of music history and we as a society don’t talk about them enough. Shame on us. It’s […]