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MYSTERY MEAT MIX.

Posted on November 24, 2015 3 Comments

Can ‘ya smell it? That tingling aroma of meat and Chex Mix could only mean one thing. Uncle T must be in the kitchen, wearing that “Kiss the Cook” apron and cooking up his mysterious meat spread that promises to put guests/listeners into a maximum food coma. That’s right, the MYSTERY MEAT MIX is back! Well, […]

A TNUC CHRISTMAS MIRACLE.

Posted on December 24, 2014 2 Comments

MERRY CHRISTMAS! Let’s gaze inside the TNUC lair for a closer look at this year’s holiday banquet… Yes, one of the Boglins demanded that Aunt Bethany’s cat food jello from Christmas Vacation be made on this joyous night. Happy Holidays to you and yours from Uncle T, Harry, Cousin Itt, Drool (Boglin), Hulk Hogan, Ultimate Warrior, Flurp (Boglin), […]

DECEMBER’S DEADBEAT OF THE MONTH: PAULIE.

Posted on December 22, 2014 1 Comment

It’s with great honor and privilege that we declare Paulie of the Rocky movies to be TNUC’s FINAL Deadbeat-of-the-Month. Since we started this monthly journey into the deep abyss of depravity a year ago, Paulie was always on my mind. He’s the ideal candidate for Deadbeat-of-the-Month because he’s TNUC’s favorite type of deadbeat – guys that […]

THE DUET.

Posted on December 17, 2014 Leave a Comment

A man and a woman trading vocals back and forth in a song. It’s called a “duet” and for some reason it feels like a lost art in the musical world. What happened? All of TNUC’s favorite duets are at least 25 years old and I think a part of that is because so few […]

FEROCIOUS FORTRESSES [PART 1].

Posted on December 11, 2014 7 Comments

Christmas 1989. The horrendous day in history when Pops TNUC ran out on the little Manimal and forgot to leave a single gift under the tree. Not just any gift, but the most massive and triumphant of all toys: the action figure PLAYSET, or fortress as we like to call them. Ever since Uncle T laid eyes on […]

FORBIDDEN DREAMS.

Posted on December 7, 2014 3 Comments

When certain people from certain generations hear the name Yanni, visions of 90’s moms come to mind. Or it’s visuals of foreign men with huge manes who look like they leaped right off the cover of a Walgreen’s romance novel. The mere thought of this man can also stir up memories of the nature store at mall that sold […]