CAMP TNUC PART IV: SUMMER CRUSH.

They say you never forget your first love, but that’s a load of bologna because what you really never forget is that first summer crush at Camp TNUC.

For proof, here’s an authentic letter from a satisfied camper in love:

So there you have it folks. Summer crushes can transform your entire experience at Boner Camp Camp TNUC. So much that “Counselor T” has crafted the next mixtape in honor of these exciting moments. So ease back in your favorite pool floatie, grab a cold Zima and crank up our 4th summer camp mixtape: Camp TNUC Part IV: Summer Crush as you think about your version of a Cindy Davenport.

A huge thank you to my fellow camp weenies Dan (artwork guru), Rad Chad, Denny “Tip Toe” and Swedish exchange student Bjorn for their continued support along the way!

6 Comments on “CAMP TNUC PART IV: SUMMER CRUSH.”

  1. My first make out sesh was at summer camp. I was a 12-year-old horndog holding out for Michelle Trachtenberg, but quickly abandoned my position with the advances of a Latina/Asian daywalker one year my senior. 1996 was one all-time mindfuck of a summer in the 831.

  2. my summers are always fun but these really are the highlights, the cherry on top. Great vision on these. Can’t wait to blast it at the local watering hole!

  3. karate Kids by Futurecop! is a great call back to the days of Valerie, MySpace etc. I was a no-hope loser, then I discovered the world of Uncle T through his Karate Kids video and my life was transformed that day.

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