SUMMER Category

HUT BY THE LAKE.

Spending your summer at Camp TNUC really does have its rewards. Sure you’ll find deformed psychopaths wielding knives and chainsaws in the woods nearby, but on the flip side you get to experience once in a lifetime opportunities thanks to our team of counselors, lifeguards, perverted chefs and of course “The Manimal”. Now for the […]

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THOSE CRISP MOMENTS.

Everyone knows that Uncle T’s favorite time to drive around and listen to music is at dusk. Right after the sun goes down and before the vamps come out, it’s a shadowy time when daylight is transitioning to night and the sun casts a shadow, silhouetting everything in it’s path. Given the right circumstances, those brief […]

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HAMBURGERS FOR AMERICA.

Leave it to a wise-cracking, America-loving neanderthal like Uncle TNUC to declare that this weekend we’ll be hosting and hoisting the almighty hamburger as the #1 symbol to celebrate our nation’s big birthday. It prompted a mandatory screening of 1986’s Hamburger: The Motion Picture, a movie that should be on everyone’s must-watch list this time of year […]

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CRAZY FROM THE HEAT.

If you live a lifestyle anything like the TNUC lifestyle, it means you STILL spend a wealth of your time shirtless air-guitaring on the couch and watching music videos. Everyone knows when a David Lee Roth music video comes on, it’s like being treated to a mini-movie. His productions were some of the most over the […]

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BIG MIKE’S ALL-AMERICAN MEGA-MOTIVATION MIX.

It all started with a trickle of sweat. That first inkling of perspiration which climbed down Big Mike’s neanderthal forehead, past his serious beak and over his chiseled cheek. As it fell to the ground, he woke up on the beach from his winter slumber and let out a gorilla-sized moan that shook coconuts from […]

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