SUMMER |

GO TO CAMP CRYSTAL LAKE.

Posted on June 17, 2026 1 Comment

Uncle TNUC has been fascinated with summer camp basically since he was in ALF underpants. Everyone reading this already knows this given the four camp mixtapes, merchandise, a music video and the nonstop dedication from day one around this place. It’s all thanks to movies — and the mightiest of the mighty is FRIDAY THE […]

SUMMER OF OZZ.

Posted on August 13, 2025 Leave a Comment

It’s been a cruel, cruel summer. While in the thick of Camp TNUC festivities, panty-raids and the annual lower boat regatta, the devastating news broke of Ozzy Osbourne’s passing, just weeks after the huge Black Sabbath congregation in Birmingham, England. I think we can all agree that Prince Ozz’s death is a massive blow to […]

CAMP TNUC PART IV: SUMMER CRUSH.

Posted on June 27, 2025 6 Comments

They say you never forget your first love, but that’s a load of bologna because what you really never forget is that first summer crush at Camp TNUC. For proof, here’s an authentic letter from a satisfied camper in love: So there you have it folks. Summer crushes can transform your entire experience at Boner […]

YEAR OF THE RATT.

Posted on April 30, 2025 1 Comment

The ancient Chinese Zodiac claims it’s the year of the snake but Uncle T begs to differ because all signs are leading to the Year of the RATT. For whatever reason I’ve been listening to more Ratt than ever before in my life. Is it because this year is the 40th anniversary of the album […]

THE LEGEND OF CARNY T.

Posted on August 8, 2024 1 Comment

During the dog days of summer, hardworking carnival laborer “Carny T” does everything in his power to keep his spirit together. The days are long. Living conditions are brutal. It’s hard work and low pay. But none of that actually bothers him. What bothers him is looking out at the crowds of young people and […]

DEEP TAN MIXTAPES.

Posted on July 23, 2024 5 Comments

A while back now, under an ancient sky and burning sun, there once lived a dastardly duo by the name of Uncle TNUC and Big Mike Colonia. These two misplaced Neanderthals roamed the barren lands of earth wondering what happened to this great land of music, fashion, style and attitude. Instead of being distracted by […]