SUMMER Category

SUMMER CAMP MIX.

At last…IT’S HERE. After nearly three decades of searching cabins, bunk beds, canoes, showers, the boathouse, mess hall and almost every square inch of our campgrounds, we finally unearthed the original, official summer soundtrack from Camp TNUC! As legend has it, during a naked long-butt waterski competition in ’89 sponsored by Body Glove, the only […]

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HULK GOES TO CAMP.

Get ready to have your hearts warmed. This is seriously great. In 1985, at the height of Hulkamania, the platinum blonde hot dog-colored skin warrior made an appearance at Timber Lake Camp in Shandaken, New York much to the surprise of an audience of youngsters. Needless to say, the kids go completely apeshit when Hulk […]

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CORPORATE REPORT.

What could possibly be worse than working in the office all summer? Board meetings, deadlines, presentations, cubicles, suits, slacks, elevators, admins, bosses, coffee mugs, fake plants, briefcases, fax machines, floppy disks, software updates, argyle socks…even Hawaiian shirt friday. It’s ALL bad for the human spirit. Your breaking point comes in mid-July when during your 95° […]

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DAYTONA THUNDER.

At the very ass end of summer TNUC always demands a proper send off. Right before things start to get pretty exciting around here (OCTOBER!), we can’t say bon voyage to the balmy months without one final clenched fist in the air, screaming like a horny gorilla chasing lady apes in the jungle. Uh, what […]

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CRUCIAL CAMP TUNES.

Tired of all the summer camp content around here lately? Well, here comes another…so strap in or hit the road! Fact of the matter is, we’re smack dab in the middle of summer and Camp TNUC is currently undergoing the most wild ‘n willing season in years. Besides recent highlights like our new hot nurse […]

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ABANDONED SUMMER CAMP FOR SALE.

Just the other day an opportunity far too good to pass up presented itself on my desk. AN ABANDONED GIRL SCOUT CAMP IS BEING AUCTIONED OFF! That’s right, your summer camp dreams (or nightmares) might be coming to life in 2018 as long as Uncle TNUC can scrounge together enough money to purchase this beautiful […]

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