SUMMER Category

CHUCKY IN PARADISE.

Sometimes you just have to wonder what a guy like Chucky would be doing if instead of murdering people and trying to perform a voodoo ritual to transfer his soul into a 6-year old, he took the high road and chose a slightly different path. If Charles Lee Ray had come to terms with being […]

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WIPEOUT.

The other day the strangest thing happened to me. I’ve had this reoccurring dream for years that I’m playing drums like a maniac in the middle of a mystical beach, surrounded by a pack of wild, beach-bum party freaks. In some sort of subconscious dreamstate foreshadowing, this dream I’ve had already existed in reality 30-something […]

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THE HOT DOG GIRLS.

Once upon a time, a hard working and hard-bodied pack of women known as the hot dog girls ruled the streets of Tampa Bay, Florida. Seeing as though our nation is celebrating its independence day this week, I can think of no better time than now to do my part as an American and share […]

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DEFINITELY MIAMI.

With warmer weather approaching and an optimistic tone in the air, I can think of no better time to transport back to 1987 for the MIAMI VICE ACTION SPECTACULAR at Universal Studios Theme Park! Remember that scene in Wayne’s World when Garth is looking down on the brand new, ultra-polished television studio version of his […]

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PRIYA PANDA – FREAKY GIRL [VIDEO PREMIERE].

If you’re a regular bum around the Land of TNUC, surely you’ve felt the “Vanity Insanity” that happens quite often here. We cherish everything about Vanity. Her music, her films, her aura, her mystique. Vanity left this earth in 2016, but in her wake, she’s inspired more young people that some may realize in terms […]

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SUN POWER.

Even during a sweltering summer in the excruciating heat, at Camp TNUC we never take the sun for granted. First and foremost, it brings out all the long butts in town. The sun is a sizzling magnet for long-butts of all lengths, girths and colors of the wind. At any given afternoon on the shores […]

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