SUMMER Category

DAYTONA THUNDER.

At the very ass end of summer TNUC always demands a proper send off. Right before things start to get pretty exciting around here (OCTOBER!), we can’t say bon voyage to the balmy months without one final clenched fist in the air, screaming like a horny gorilla chasing lady apes in the jungle. Uh, what […]

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CRUCIAL CAMP TUNES.

Tired of all the summer camp content around here lately? Well, here comes another…so strap in or hit the road! Fact of the matter is, we’re smack dab in the middle of summer and Camp TNUC is currently undergoing the most wild ‘n willing season in years. Besides recent highlights like our new hot nurse […]

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ABANDONED SUMMER CAMP FOR SALE.

Just the other day an opportunity far too good to pass up presented itself on my desk. AN ABANDONED GIRL SCOUT CAMP IS BEING AUCTIONED OFF! That’s right, your summer camp dreams (or nightmares) might be coming to life in 2018 as long as Uncle TNUC can scrounge together enough money to purchase this beautiful […]

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SONGS FROM ‘THE POINT’ (Part 2).

Greetings cosmic travelers and horny wanderers of the night. You’ve come to the right place. Hopefully you remember back to Part 1 of this special feature, a unique offering that saw Uncle T crawling out of his usual 1980’s shtick and into a plum-colored, velvet-interiored 1977 van filled with nothing but crucial tunes for that […]

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PUTRID POOL PARTY!

No, that’s not a pool filled with Hi-C Ecto Cooler. It’s a putrid mix of unknown atrocities that our disgruntled janitor “Sludge” poured into the Camp TNUC pool this week! You see, our longtime janitor Sludge was fired this week for creeping around shower stalls and breathing heavy in cabin windows at night while campers […]

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