SUMMER Category

CRUCIAL CAMP TUNES.

Tired of all the summer camp content around here lately? Well, here comes another…so strap in or hit the road! Fact of the matter is, we’re smack dab in the middle of summer and Camp TNUC is currently undergoing the most wild ‘n willing season in years. Besides recent highlights like our new hot nurse […]

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ABANDONED SUMMER CAMP FOR SALE.

Just the other day an opportunity far too good to pass up presented itself on my desk. AN ABANDONED GIRL SCOUT CAMP IS BEING AUCTIONED OFF! That’s right, your summer camp dreams (or nightmares) might be coming to life in 2018 as long as Uncle TNUC can scrounge together enough money to purchase this beautiful […]

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SONGS FROM ‘THE POINT’ [Part 2].

Greetings cosmic travelers and horny wanderers of the night. You’ve come to the right place. Hopefully you remember back to Part 1 of this special feature, a unique offering that saw Uncle T crawling out of his usual 1980’s shtick and into a plum-colored, velvet-interiored 1977 van filled with nothing but crucial tunes for that […]

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PUTRID POOL PARTY!

No, that’s not a pool filled with Hi-C Ecto Cooler. It’s a putrid mix of unknown atrocities that our disgruntled janitor “Sludge” poured into the Camp TNUC pool this week! You see, our longtime janitor Sludge was fired this week for creeping around shower stalls and breathing heavy in cabin windows at night while campers […]

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HUT BY THE LAKE.

Spending your summer at Camp TNUC really does have its rewards. Sure you’ll find deformed psychopaths wielding knives and chainsaws in the woods nearby, but on the flip side you get to experience once in a lifetime opportunities thanks to our team of counselors, lifeguards, perverted chefs and of course “The Manimal”. Now for the […]

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