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FACE THE MASTER.

Posted on September 30, 2022 6 Comments

UNCLE TNUC’S DEAD. UNDEAD UNDEAD UNDEAD. Actually, quite the contrary because it’s finally fucking FALL again and that means Uncle T and most of you are feeling more alive than ever. It’s that special time of year again when pumpkin shaped Reese’s Cups and dollar store rubber rats come out to play. The crunch of […]

CLASSIC PIZZA HUTS ARE BACK.

Posted on September 1, 2022 1 Comment

Do you know that strange feeling immediately after waking up from a pleasant dream and thinking that it’s real? The following story is just like that feeling…only multiplied by 10, smelling like bubbly cheese and being absolutely real. After years of hope, frustration, bitterness and dismay, the pizza lords have granted us disciples with their […]

(THE LAST GOODBYE) HORSES.

Posted on August 25, 2022 1 Comment

Q Lazzarus – the elusive and mysterious musician who rose to notoriety with her 1988 song Goodbye Horses died last week. The song was of course best known from an unforgettable scene in the Oscar-winning film Silence of the Lambs. If there’s one standalone moment about the movie that has made a lasting impression on […]

TIM CAPPELLO LIVE.

Posted on August 17, 2022 2 Comments

Outside, on a breezy summer night, I just saw Tim Cappello live in concert. I repeat….I JUST SAW TIM CAPPELLO — live with saxophone, chains, oil and codpiece. I had to say it twice outload because it seems unbelievable. But it was real, it was absolutely real. It’s been 35 years since the infamous Santa […]

EDDIE MUNSON’S HELLFIRE BASEMENT TAPE.

Posted on July 22, 2022 6 Comments

Eddie Munson has all the nasty attributes to be chiseled in stone forever inside TNUC’s “hall of icons and misunderstood powerhouses”. Troubled upbringing, parental guardian issues, heavy metal weirdo, basement dweller, held back at school, sells drugs at school, plays Dungeons & Dragons, loves Dio, lives with his uncle, he’s an axe-grinder, piledriver and so […]

STEADY ON THE STEEL.

Posted on June 15, 2022 Leave a Comment

In this current day of whiners, wimps, wusses and weasels, it’s sometimes nice to go back and discover an old thing that’s so tough-as-nails and full of piss n’ vinegar, you wonder if musicians like this even exist anymore. BLACKLIST were a working class heavy metal band from Milwaukee and by working class, I literally […]