THE BEST STUFF ON EARTH.

Posted on January 26, 2012     9 Comments

I said it before and i’ll say it again. If TNUC produced original music or was maybe contracted at gunpoint to craft some type of upbeat, daytime-sounding composition, it’s safe to say that it would sound exactly like this. Maybe when my agent returns from Guam, we’ll finally get some signatures down in ink on […]

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KING TUT.

Posted on January 20, 2012     2 Comments

Back during the ancient MySpace times there was a little art project/musical venture by the name of TRANSAM that I started reminiscing about the other day. These forgotten warriors were pretty intriguing with their straight-up concept tracks about some of TNUC’s most beloved possessions. Pizza (seen here). Pepsi. Trans Am’s. KING TUT…

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THE NIGHT.

Posted on January 11, 2012     3 Comments

The following song is dedicated to all you night beasts out there on the street right now. This is the song that plays after your savage night out with that that special skirt. The city is empty at this time of night, feeling like you and your trenchcoat are the only remaining survivors. You take […]

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TYPICAL EVENING.

Posted on January 2, 2012     3 Comments

Last year you had the proud privledge of examining what a typical morning was for TNUC during his forgotten years in the dreaded 1990’s. So if violently mixed protein shakes and Komodo dragons aren’t ringing any bells, you’d better go here first because that is your pre-requisite to watch the following clip. …Now that you’ve witnessed his morning […]

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