BATTLE OF THE KELLYS
IT’S THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN.
- LACE vs LEATHER
- BAYSIDE’S FOXIEST vs CHICAGO’S DELICIOUS DING-DONG
- ZACK MORRIS’ LIFE OBSESSION vs AL BUNDY’S LIGHT OF HIS LIFE
…I’ve gotta go with my girl Kelly Bundy, the product of Al Bundy’s omnipotent semen. But that’s not the only reason I’m choosing this hell-bent-for-leather bombshell. Yes, she’s a bit of a bird-brain, but something about her tells me she’s a savage in the sack!
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TNUC, man, you got it all wrong…kapowski is THE greatest girl to ever walk the face of the earth…what a sweetheart
yeah yeah, if you’re looking for a “sweetheart”, i guess kopowski is your girl
but look at BUNDY, the leather boots, fishnets, fuckkkk.. plus boning her gets you an instant IN with hanging out at the Bundy household and crushing beers with AL!
“i’m fly like kelly bundy yo I keep that shit naaasty…”
Kelly Bundy rules, beyond beliefs…
KELLY BUNDY.
Hands down.