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Summer Commercial Break Part 2: SUPER SOAKERS!

Posted on August 16, 2018 Leave a Comment

Let’s face it people. If you grew up in a certain era like myself, Super Soakers were a HUGE goddamn deal. Nothing brought neighborhood kids together better than a water gun fight in the dead of summer. We held onto our Super Soakers like precious pieces of golden artillery. Everyone knew that one kid who […]

Summer Commercial Break Part 1: SLIP ‘N SLIDE!

Posted on August 9, 2018 1 Comment

With last month’s riveting release of Camp TNUC’s Summer Camp Mixtape, let’s keep the party going with the best summertime toy to ever hit the backyard…SLIP ‘N SLIDE! First introduced in 1961 by the company Wham-O, “slip ‘n slides” exploded into the mainstream during the late eighties with multiple companies getting in on the fun. […]

SUMMER CAMP MIX.

Posted on July 19, 2018 9 Comments

At last…IT’S HERE. After nearly three decades of searching cabins, bunk beds, canoes, showers, the boathouse, mess hall and almost every square inch of our campgrounds, we finally unearthed the original, official summer soundtrack from Camp TNUC! As legend has it, during a naked long-butt waterski competition in ’89 sponsored by Body Glove, the only […]

HULK GOES TO CAMP.

Posted on July 11, 2018 3 Comments

Get ready to have your hearts warmed. This is seriously great. In 1985, at the height of Hulkamania, the platinum blonde hot dog-colored skin warrior made an appearance at Timber Lake Camp in Shandaken, New York much to the surprise of an audience of youngsters. Needless to say, the kids go completely apeshit when Hulk […]

CORPORATE REPORT.

Posted on June 28, 2018 2 Comments

What could possibly be worse than working in the office all summer? Board meetings, deadlines, presentations, cubicles, suits, slacks, elevators, admins, bosses, coffee mugs, fake plants, briefcases, fax machines, floppy disks, software updates, argyle socks…even Hawaiian shirt friday. It’s ALL bad for the human spirit. Your breaking point comes in mid-July when during your 95° […]

DAYTONA THUNDER.

Posted on September 6, 2017 2 Comments

At the very ass end of summer TNUC always demands a proper send off. Right before things start to get pretty exciting around here (OCTOBER!), we can’t say bon voyage to the balmy months without one final clenched fist in the air, screaming like a horny gorilla chasing lady apes in the jungle. Uh, what […]