MYSTERY MEAT MIXTAPES Category
MYSTERY MEAT MIX 4: FOWL PLAY.
Posted on November 21, 2025 1 Comment
After last year’s “incident” that we’re not allowed to talk about, especially around the elderly family members who get really bent out of shape when it’s mentioned, Uncle T was banished from all family gatherings. I can’t get into specifics on exactly what happened but let’s just say the joyful family gettogether around the dinner […]
MYSTERY MEAT MIX 3: ROOM FOR DESSERT?
Posted on November 21, 2022 5 Comments
“Room for dessert?” Grandma TNUC asks in that sweet voice, as she slides a putrid-green thing filled with God-knows-what nuclear waste across the dinner table. Family members gasp and shriek in horror when they see what just landed on the otherwise very pleasant Thanksgiving holiday spread. Kids at the kid’s table run away crying. In-laws […]
MYSTERY MEAT MIX 2: THE SECOND HELPING.
Posted on November 24, 2020 4 Comments
For most of the year, Uncle T floats through life like a lump of crap, barely surviving on a steady diet of beer, cigarettes and Hungry Man dinners. However, once the holiday season rolls around a different kind of animal is unleashed. Since “at risk senior” Granny TNUC fled to the mountains of Nicaragua to […]
MYSTERY MEAT MIX.
Posted on November 24, 2015 3 Comments
Can ‘ya smell it? That tingling aroma of meat and Chex Mix could only mean one thing. Uncle T must be in the kitchen, wearing that “Kiss the Cook” apron and cooking up his mysterious meat spread that promises to put guests/listeners into a maximum food coma. That’s right, the MYSTERY MEAT MIX is back! Well, […]
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