COMMERCIALS Category
PEPSI ALIENS.
Posted on November 18, 2020 Leave a Comment
Leave it to watching Alien movies and drinking ice cold Pepsi to bring me out of my annual post-Halloween-blues slump. Watch the commercial below. As that Xemomorph stuck out its claw for a can of Pepsi, I felt my whole 2020 year shift in a positive direction. If you disciples were experiencing a similar thing, […]
TOYOTAL RECALL.
Posted on February 27, 2019 3 Comments
Douglas Quaid had the wrong dream. Instead of falling victim to the seductive powers of Rekall Inc., where he would end up fighting for his life, all he needed to do was go back in time to a Toyota dealership. In 1991, Toyota weren’t just selling cars, they were selling action-packed implanted memories! See for yourself […]
Summer Commercial Break Part 3: NERF!
Posted on August 24, 2018 Leave a Comment
We’ve arrived at the juggernaut of summer toy franchises, the almighty NERF. While NERF guns are as much outdoor toys as they are indoor, running out the backdoor to blast friends hiding behind trees, tree forts and lawn bunkers was the ultimate. If you grew up in wet and snowy climates during the winter and […]
Summer Commercial Break Part 2: SUPER SOAKERS!
Posted on August 16, 2018 Leave a Comment
Let’s face it people. If you grew up in a certain era like myself, Super Soakers were a HUGE goddamn deal. Nothing brought neighborhood kids together better than a water gun fight in the dead of summer. We held onto our Super Soakers like precious pieces of golden artillery. Everyone knew that one kid who […]
Summer Commercial Break Part 1: SLIP ‘N SLIDE!
Posted on August 9, 2018 1 Comment
With last month’s riveting release of Camp TNUC’s Summer Camp Mixtape, let’s keep the party going with the best summertime toy to ever hit the backyard…SLIP ‘N SLIDE! First introduced in 1961 by the company Wham-O, “slip ‘n slides” exploded into the mainstream during the late eighties with multiple companies getting in on the fun. […]
COTY WILD MUSK.
Posted on January 17, 2018 Leave a Comment
COTY WILD MUSK IS TNUC. TNUC IS COTY WILD MUSK. Nothing is more comforting than a good ol’ fashioned pairing of horny neanderthals and cheap cologne. This is so perfect. From the loin cloths to the seductive glares to the narration, this commercial really hits home for TNUC. The neanderbabe is Jill Schoelen, who should […]
