COMMERCIALS Category
COTY WILD MUSK.
Posted on January 17, 2018 Leave a Comment
COTY WILD MUSK IS TNUC. TNUC IS COTY WILD MUSK. Nothing is more comforting than a good ol’ fashioned pairing of horny neanderthals and cheap cologne. This is so perfect. From the loin cloths to the seductive glares to the narration, this commercial really hits home for TNUC. The neanderbabe is Jill Schoelen, who should […]
COMMERCIAL BREAK.
Posted on March 24, 2016 Leave a Comment
If the bums at MTV finally allow TNUC to program his ManimalTV music video block someday, you better believe we’ll be fine tuning everything to fit the TNUC attitude and way of life. To this day we’ve written them hundreds of letters with carefully executed plans of how to make their channel relevant again to music […]
PONTIAC PLEASURE.
Posted on July 15, 2015 2 Comments
A few years ago TNUC teamed up with the powerhouse giants at Pontiac to deliver the ‘CONQUER THE WIND’ EP. The 6-track collection featured each electrifying Pontiac TV commercial from 1982 – 1988, in audio form. For the first time fans could strap on a pair of headphones and build-the-excitement whenever they pleased. The only issue? The company’s […]
THE NIGHT BELONGS TO MICHELOB.
Posted on September 11, 2014 2 Comments
Please start watching repeatedly: My definition of heaven can be witnessed during those precious 32 precious seconds. Shadowy streets, sexy glares, after hours, ripping saxophone, golden bubbly streams of beer and couples escaping into the night in their trenchcoats. The brilliant minds at the Michelob company sure knew what they were talking about when they came […]
1-900-73-STONE.
Posted on June 3, 2014 Leave a Comment
If you’ve ever spent an afternoon watching Stone Cold and then dreamt later that night about having dinner with The Boz, then you and Uncle TNUC have more in common than you probably imagined. After winning this vintage Stone Cold collectable bandana on Ebay recently, I was curious to see if it was possible […]
BUFFALO STYLE.
Posted on July 22, 2013 2 Comments
Get everyone in the room together and watch this: YES, now scrape your jaw up off the ground and play it again! The adrenaline-pumping souls at the Jeep Corporation sure knew about making one thing very clear. One thing that most men didn’t quite get…CHICKS DIG BUFFALOS. Just watch the expression on the girl with the big-hair. She even pulls one […]
