COTTON CANDY COCOON GOURD?

In honor of Halloween (today), the most festive and blessed day in the year of our lord and savior Uncle T, we decided that instead of carving pumpkins this year, let’s make a cotton candy cocoon from 1988’s Killer Klowns from Outer Space.

One look at one of those gigantic green gourds at a local farm stand and I knew this was it. The gourd is already somewhat cocooned shaped, so all we would need is a few kooky items to turn this giant vegetable into a hot pink monstrosity with a dead human inside!

Step 1: Wrap gourd with spider webbing and a cheap grandma mask!

Step 2: Spray webbing with neon pink hairspray to get the cotton candy effect. Then cover mask with blood!

Step 3: Document entire thing with a song from the Killer Klowns soundtrack!

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