DEEP TAN MIXTAPES.
A while back now, under an ancient sky and burning sun, there once lived a dastardly duo by the name of Uncle TNUC and Big Mike Colonia. These two misplaced Neanderthals roamed the barren lands of earth wondering what happened to this great land of music, fashion, style and attitude.
Instead of being distracted by modern-man’s tired excuse for music consumption, they took it upon themselves to create musical journeys like the DEEP TAN mixtapes. For serious sun-worshippers only, these mixes have been recently remastered for your beach and poolside listening pleasures.
If you don’t have access to a pool or sandy beach with long-butts as far as the eye can see, that’s perfectly OK because these listening sessions were designed to take you on a dream getaway. So press play, sit back, close your eyes and let Uncle T and Big Mike transport you to exotic destinations where the scents of coconut, banana, pool water, cucumber and resort towels infiltrate your senses.
WARNING: REPEATED LISTENS CAN CAUSE A TROPICAL-INDUCED COMA. IF YOU’RE A PLATINUM BLONDE WITH A BIG SET OF ATTITUDES WHO EXPERIENCES SYMPTOMS SUCH AS A SHORTAGE OF VACATION® SHIMMER OIL OR BRONZING LOTION NOT ADHERING TO YOUR BODY PROPERLY, DIAL 1-900-UNCLE-T, IMMEDIATELY.
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(I’ve started to sell downloads because these mixtapes always cost Uncle T a few bucks and they are time consuming. Support TNUC and I’ll keep making them for all eternity.)
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Dude way to drop this while im running through all the Camp Mixtapes, wondering whats next!!
2 Miami Vice songs AND MPMSoundtracks? I’m impressed. Most synthwave fans don’t even remember MPM since he retired right when synthwave really took off. He’s my favorite artist bar none. Thanks.
Been NEEDING a new TNUC mixtape for my poolside escapades. While the Summer Camp tapes are near perfection, I’ve been running them high and dry for the past few years. This is fresh at its finest. The long butt girls are SURE to come back around once I blast this over the PA system, much to the chagrin of the local authorities. Perfect for the last stages of the summer… Cheers, Uncle T!
Where can I buy these puppies Uncle T?
There’s a link at the bottom of this post. Thank you!