FAST FOOD FASHION.
Posted on November 11, 2011 3 Comments
KURT SLOAN.
Posted on November 10, 2011 4 Comments
…Fresh off Saturday morning cartoons and hopped up on cereal, you grab your BMX and round up your friends. Street hockey, videogames, basketball, manhunt, bike paths, treasure hunting, new construction sites and getting up to no good. Or maybe you’re a bit older. Round up your crew and go cruisin for babes at all the usual stops. The beach, the arcade, the mall, the pizza shop. Just make sure you don’t burn out too fast since the girl of your dreams is gonna be at Brad’s house party tonight. These are the Saturday Afternoon Warriors…
DR. DR. KOKENSTEIN’S BETWEEN HER LEGS HALLOWEEN MIX.
Posted on October 31, 2011 7 Comments
Dr. Dr. Kokenstein (pronounced with a hard German accent) is a deranged, psychopathic surgeon with a vital prescription just for you. He’s spent months formulating a lethal mixture of cocaine, pieces of a dead hooker that were previously laid across his lab table and of course, HEAVY METAL. He bottles this concoction and sneaks it on to pharmacy shelves in the blackest of night, right before dawn. Dr. Dr. urges you to convince your Mom to fire up the station wagon and drive you down to the local pharmacy. Tell the pharmacist that you’re there to pick up a prescription from Dr. Dr. Kokenstein! With appearances ranging from Blackie Lawless of W.A.S.P. to Barbara Walters of ABC News, this mix promises to not only make your ears bleed, but your nose as well. Your instinct will to be grab a tissue and run to the bathroom, but Dr. Dr. advises you not to, because that drip of blood coming out of your left nostril is a drip of heavy metal discharge!
GIANNI ROSSI – C BEAMS [VIDEO PREMIERE].
Posted on October 28, 2011 4 Comments
If you go down to the woods tonight, watch out for Gianni Rossi!
Video for Gianni Rossi’s version of ‘C Beams’.
Original version by Steve Moore.
DUEL SHREDDING + DUEL BEHEADING.
Posted on October 17, 2011 1 Comment
For those of you that don’t already know, Michael Angelo Batio is a virtuoso, otherworldly guitarist that most notably is recognized as the man-beast that plays the now famous ‘Double Guitar’ and ‘Quad Guitar’ in the band Nitro’s video for Freight Train. He and his bandmates in Nitro held it together for a few years, playing freakishly engineered guitars and belting out glass-shattering vocals (see Jim Gillette), but disbanded in the early 90’s. You also may have caught him in the how-to-shred instructional video Speed Kills, where he “GIVES YOU THE KEYS TO THE LAMBORGHINI”…
In less than two weeks the planets will align and Cinefamily will bring Michael Angelo back from the crypt (literally IN person) for a screening of Shock ‘Em Dead (1991), one of the essential heavy metal horror movies of our time, plus a special performance by Michael Angelo who’s bringing his legendary ‘Double Guitar’ from the film with him! The plot behind this movie is a TNUC wet dream in full force…“Let’s pretend you’re a huge dweeb who lost your pizzeria gig, got evicted from the trailer park, got humiliated by the dream band you just auditioned for — all before Satan plays double-necked guitar and shocks the power of rock into you! You wake up to find yourself with huge hair, a sweet-ass house, hot babes, and the power to strum your axe like a God. The catch? You and your gang of bimbos must kill and consume the living in order to survive!” – Cinefamily
10/30 – Mark your calendars and buckle up for a lethal night of low-IQ, high-RPM madness. Duel shredding LIVE in your face, plus a flock of busty babes and Traci Lords gracing the big screen. End of discussion.
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