CHRISTMAS Category

THIS BUD’S FOR DIO.

I know to most people, none of this is news. The majority of you have heard the Budweiser radio jingle from 1983 featuring heavy metal lord Ronnie James Dio singing “this Bud’s for you” to the melody of “Rainbow In The Dark”. The 1-minute radio spot resurfaced a few years ago and I’ve listened to […]

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PATRICK BATEMAN’S HOLIDAY SPECIAL.

*MISTLETOE ALERT* Uncle TNUC’s first ever Christmas mixtape contains no actual Christmas songs and yet for some reason it remains a full-blown, four-alarm holiday party mix. Leave it to everyone’s best dressed psychopath Patrick Bateman to grant us with all this tasteful music for our Christmas weekend. While Bateman’s nightly bloodlust may have overflown into […]

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THE TOY STORE FROM AIRHEADS!

“You look like half a butt puppet.” Welcome to Rex’s part time gig at this fantastic toy store in early 90s Los Angeles. You remember Rex, right? The long-haired, mustached bassist for ‘The Lone Rangers’. Yes, the infamous trio who hijacked the Southern California rock radio station, KPPX. And yes, they pluralized the lone ranger. […]

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BABY BEER WOLF.

Who could forget that devastating winter of 1986… The Coors Light’ Beer Wolf family were a loving family made up of Beer Wolf, Babe Wolf and Baby Beer Wolf. During that bleak winter they faced severe financial issues that spread wide across the entire village. The biggest hardship was a drought that plagued the townspeople […]

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CHRISTMAS DISCO.

Christmas disco music is a thing more people should be talking about, celebrating and roller-skating around to. I’m forever convinced that people who say they “hate Christmas music” only say that because they’ve heard the same Christmas songs repeatedly their entire life. TNUC has discovered a supreme antidote for this problem while record digging this […]

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WOOD PANELING DREAMS.

If there’s one thing TNUC loves, it’s a house full of wood paneling. Plop me on a beanbag chair in the middle of a basement or den with wall-to-wall wood panelling and I’m in heaven. It’s my ultimate comfort living situation. So when Uncle T was narrowing down his Christmas list for Santy Claus this […]

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