PATRICK BATEMAN’S HOLIDAY SPECIAL.
*MISTLETOE ALERT*
Uncle TNUC’s first ever Christmas mixtape contains no actual Christmas songs and yet for some reason it remains a full-blown, four-alarm holiday party mix.
Leave it to everyone’s best dressed psychopath Patrick Bateman to grant us with all this tasteful music for our Christmas weekend. While Bateman’s nightly bloodlust may have overflown into his days, what no person could ever deny is his distinguished ear for music. His dissertations on a Phil Collins song or something from the Whitney Houston discography is nothing short of incredible. So for all his faults like chasing girls naked with a chainsaw or keeping a severed head in his kitchen freezer right next to a pint of sorbet, his one true admirable feature is his knowledge of music. (OK, there’s also his penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses, let’s be honest).
In the Christmas party scene from American Psycho, we see a grouchy Bateman walking around with fuzzy reindeer antlers on his head while conversing with friends and colleagues. You know, just mulling over business problems, examining opportunities, exchanging rumors, spreading gossip. Between these moments and the cocaine-fueled nightclub scenes, it always made me wonder what a fully realized party atmosphere would sound like with Patrick Bateman & friends. Highbrow cocktails, sea urchin ceviche, exclusive cologne, Varda truffles, Bacardi and the best dance music you could find in 1987.
It’s time we deliver what Bateman would have been listening to around the holidays, probably on his Walkman or up inside a New York City nocturnal nightclub.
“New York Matinee called it a playful but mysterious little dish”
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1) Frankie Goes to Hollywood – Relax (New York Mix)
2) Information Society – What’s On Your Mind (Pure Energy)
3) Pet Shop Boys feat. Dusty Springfield – What Have I Done to Deserve This?
4) Phil Collins – Sussudio
5) New Order – True Faith (Shep Pettibone Remix)
6) Bryan Ferry – Kiss & Tell
7) Chris de Burgh – The Lady In Red
8) Fancy – After Midnight
9) Madonna – Into the Groove
10) Pet Shop Boys – Opportunities (Let’s Make Lots of Money)
11) Koto – Jabdah
12) Huey Lewis & The News – Hip to Be Square (Shep Pettibone Dance Remix)
13) John Tesh feat. Warren Hill – One More Night
14) Information Society – Walking Away
15) Depeche Mode – Strangelove
16) Naked Eyes feat. Madonna – Promises, Promises (12” Dance mix)
17) Bryan Ferry – Angel Eyes
18) Lindsay Buckingham – Go Insane (Extended mix)
19) Pet Shop Boys – Shopping
20) Icehouse – Electric Blue (Extended mix)
21) Ice Choir – Cut Down The Tree
22) Eccojams – nobody here