HALLOWEEN 2024 |

COTTON CANDY COCOON GOURD?

Posted on October 31, 2024 Leave a Comment

In honor of Halloween (today), the most festive and blessed day in the year of our lord and savior Uncle T, we decided that instead of carving pumpkins this year, let’s make a cotton candy cocoon from 1988’s Killer Klowns from Outer Space. One look at one of those gigantic green gourds at a local […]

NIGHT BEAST 6:66.

Posted on October 25, 2024 3 Comments

The pentagram on his left paw told him everything. It had been nothing but a faint scar until just recently when it began to itch and burn during the night. He dismissed the sensation at first, figuring it was just a reaction from a bad sexual episode with a few bottom-of-the-barrel, local prostitutes he shamefully […]

RAD BASTARD ALERT: JOHN CARL BUECHLER.

Posted on October 21, 2024 Leave a Comment

Lately I’ve been thinking a lot about rubber puppets, as you could probably tell from the last article on this site about The Boglins. I don’t think these little freaks would have ever seen the light of day without their biggest inspirations paving the way. Of course I’m talking about demonic, pint-sized creatures such as […]

BAT BOGLINS ARE REAL.

Posted on October 15, 2024 1 Comment

Bat /bat/ noun: a mainly nocturnal mammal capable of sustained flight, with membranous wings that extend between the fingers and connecting the forelimbs to the body and the hindlimbs to the tail. Boglin /boglin/ noun: a family of grotesque, monstrous hand puppets with realistic-like flesh released by Mattel in 1987. ___________________________________________________________________________________________ The idea of “BAT BOGLINS” was conceivably the best creature fusion […]

BLOODSUCKER ROCK.

Posted on October 9, 2024 1 Comment

At dawn they hide. At dark they wake. At night they search for blood…rocking until daylight. So what are your favorite vampire rock bands? What songs quench your nightlight bloodlust as you tear through the cemetery on your dirtbike? Or as you head downtown in a stolen hearse to that sleazy afterhours club by the […]

ABANDONED CRYPT IN THE WOODS.

Posted on October 7, 2024 Leave a Comment

It was an early September afternoon that I went hiking through a rural corner of Eastern Connecticut to find an abandoned crypt. I had read about (2) ancient stone structures that were supposedly located in close proximity of each other, but had only actually found one of them which was directly next to a path […]